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PostYou have posted in this forum: Tue Feb 04, 2003 1:45 am   Post subject:  喊破了喉咙 Back to top 
魔王抓住了公主，对她说：“你尽管叫破喉咙吧，没有人会来救的！”

公主：“破喉咙！破喉咙！”

没有人：“公主，我来救你了。”

魔王：“说曹操曹操就到。”

曹操：“魔王，你叫我干嘛？！”

魔王：“哇塞！真见鬼！”

鬼：“靠，被发现了！”

靠：“胡说，谁发现我了？！”

谁：“关我屁事！”

魔王：“oh，my god”

上帝：“谁叫我？”

谁：“没有人叫你啊。”

没有人：“我哪有叫啊。”

据说，魔王从此得了精神分裂症。。。。。



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