如你所知：我攻打并占领了两个国家。

我用光了美国的盈余并且透支了美国的财政。

我打破了年度最高赤字的历史纪录（可不容易！）

我创造了12个月中申请破产人数最高的空前纪录。

我创造了股市历史上最大的跌幅纪录。

我是近几十年中第一个下令处决联邦囚犯的总统。

在我上任的第一年中，创造了美国历史上总统度假时间最长的纪录（我老爸的纪录
好难突破，但是我做到了）。在8月份度完整整一个月的假期后，我主持了美国历
史上最糟糕的安全失败。

我为募集竞选资金而作的旅行次数比美国历史上的任何一位总统都要多。

在我上任的头两年里2百万美国人失去了工作。

我削减的失业补助金比美国历史上的任何一位总统都要多。

我创造了12个月中房地产赎回权丧失次数的最高纪录。

我任命已被定罪的罪犯为行政官员的人数比任何前任总统都要多。

从电视机的发明开始算起，我开的记者招待会比任何前任总统都要少。

我签署的用以修改宪法的法律和行政命令比美国历史上的任何一位总统都要多。

我主持了美国历史上最大的能源危机，并且在腐败败露后拒绝干预。

我削减了退伍老兵的医疗补助。

我创造了世界范围内同时举行示威反对我的人数（1500万人）的世界纪录，在人类
历史上无人能敌。

我退出的国际条约比美国历史上的任何总统都要多。

我的总统任期是美国历史上最为秘密和无法解释的。

我的内阁成员是美国历史上所有的政府行政分支中最为富有的（最穷的百万富翁，
赖斯，拥有一条以她的名字命名雪弗龙超级油轮）

我是美国历史上第一位成功地让所有50个州同时挣扎在破产线上的总统。

我主持了世界历史上所有国家的股票市场中最大的公司欺诈案。

我是美国历史上第一个下令攻击 *并且* 军事占领一个主权国家的总统。而且我是
在联合国和国际社会的绝大多数国家的反对之下做到这一点的。

我创造了美国历史上最大的政府官僚机构，名叫“国土安全局”（和“安全局”只差一
个字）

我创造了有史以来年度预算增加的最高纪录，比任何一位前任总统都要多（罗尼
[注：里根的昵称] 的纪录真难打破，但是我做到了！！）

我是美国历史上第一个迫使联合国把美国开除出人权委员会的总统。

我是美国历史上第一个迫使联合国把美国开除出选举监察委员会的总统。

我的政府取消了许多的监察和制衡，在美国历有史以来行政政府当中，受到的国会
监督最少。

我无视整个联合国的存在，并且退出了国际法庭。

我拒绝让检察员探视美国的战俘并且不再遵守日内瓦公约。

在2002年选举中，我成为了美国历史上第一个拒绝联合国选举监察委员会检查的总统。

我是从企业募集到竞选资金数量的美国和世界纪录保持者。

肯尼斯 莱伊，恩隆（或译“安然”）公司的首席执行官、我的竞选资金的最大的长
期捐助者、我最亲密的好友之一，主持了世界历史上最大的公司破产欺诈案。

我用在民意调查上的钱比任何一位前任都要多。

我是美国历史上第一位当美国受到攻击的时候逃跑并躲藏起来的总统（并且后来撒
谎说敌人掌握了空军一号的密码）。

我是第一个组建了秘密的影子政府的美国总统。

我接受了全世界在9/11后对美国的同情，并且成功地在一年之内把美国变成了世界
上最受人怨恨的国家（也许是美国和世界历史上最大的外交失败）

我是美国历史上第一位成功地让绝大多数（71%）欧洲人视我为世界和平与稳定的
最大威胁的美国总统。

我更改了美国的政策以允许把政府合同奖励给被定罪的罪犯。

我创造了最多政府工作人员违反法律，拒不出售自己在竞标政府合同的公司里的股
份的人数纪录。

我削减的自由和民权比美国历史上的任何一位总头都要多。

我上任的时候接收的是美国历史上最强的经济，在不到两年的时间内我成功地让每
一个方面都急转直下。



记录和参考：
我至少有一次在缅因州酒后驾驶被定罪的纪录（德州的驾驶纪录已被删除无法查阅）

我在国民警卫队服役期间，在战时开小差擅离职守

我拒绝毒品测试并且拒绝回答是否使用过毒品

我任德州州长期间的所有任职纪录全都被莫名其妙的搬到我老爸的图书馆里，并秘
密的封存，禁止公众查阅。

证监会（证券监察委员会）所有关于我的内线交易以及破产的公司的调查纪录都被
秘密封存，禁止公众查阅。

所有我（或者我的副总统）参加过的任何公司的董事会会议记录皆被秘密封存，禁
止公众查阅。



爱你的
乔治 W 布什
白宫， 华盛顿特区




英文原文：
Subject: I Am George Bush
From: echo2drs@wmconnect.com (Echo2Drs)
Date: 15 Aug 2004 05:56:39 GMT
Newsgroups: talk.politics


Just so you know: I attacked and took over 2 countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12
month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad`s, but I
did).
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in
US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month
period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since
the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

I`ve made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military
occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of
the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter
away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat,
but I
did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove
the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World
Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoner! s of war and by
default
no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best
friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world`s sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year
made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
bidding for gov`t contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US! history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of
war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
(wink,wink)

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC
Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election.




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